Never Roll In Carnivals…


…Is the advice I’d like to give… and follow (someday). Against all better reason, I decided to flush some money down the toilet on the off chance that I’d get a Red Valk and by some horrible glitch in the Desire Sensor I finally got her!

Looking back, that was an incredibly lucky streak, getting 6 gold eggs in a row — albeit two troll eggs and another two that may as well be trolls — and 6/7 overall. If the Angels pantheon comes out next godfest and I roll, I’d better be prepared for my fair share of silver and star eggs. The Desire Sensor won’t forget this oversight, after all.